Easter weekend we drove to Terme Banovci in Slovenia. It’s a place we have wanted to visit for a couple of years now but have been continuously putting it off. Mainly because the website was completely incomprehensible!
It was attractive to us as it is a Terme complex with the usual Hotel and spa facilities but it also has both a Textile and Naturist campsite attached. So after countless time wasted on the website and also having no help or explanation on the telephone, we arrived on the assumption that it would cost approximately €45 per night. And as this would include a pitch, with electric, and entry to the Terme complex, we decided to go.
Arriving on Easter Friday at a reasonable hour we immediately found out that the website was a sign of how confusing the place and system actually is. The first hurdle is trying to just check-in, as you must do this in the hotel reception and nowhere near the campsite. And after an irritatingly long wait and having none of our questions answered. We finally had a pitch number and left with a deep breath.
Then you had to get in… As you enter the camping area there is little to no signage or segregation between textile and naturist, and finding the pitch was impossible as the map they give you is unreadable and bears zero resemblance to the campsite itself. So we just parked and walked around a while until we found the pitch number.
Actual parking was the next problem as all the pitches are tiny. We only have a 6m van but the surrounding neighbours all had 7m plus vans and as they could not fit into the pitches and paid no attention or respect to anyone else, they used our empty pitch for their fat arsed overhangs, leaving us at quite the angle and partly in the road! But finally we were at least settled and as the sun was slowly appearing we went for a look around and to see what was on offer. And then it got really confusing…
There was a thermal outdoor pool situated between both camping areas that was vague with its clothes/no clothes rules together with only one small and moderately filthy Sauna. This complex had seen better days and had certainly not been cleaned in many, many, days. But we could at least use this area included in our camping fee, and as long as both Leela (and I) could cope with the unpleasant, overweight, male perverts following her every move, we could try to enjoy it naked. Then we went to check out the actual indoor spa complex but found this to be just unfathomable.
So: We could enter the main Terme and use the textile indoor and outdoor pool, which (we didn’t want), but to use the sauna complex, we would have to pay a further €30 each per day (which is what we were actually there for). Not what the website indicates or what we were told! Also if you go into the Terme area, you could only use it for a 2 hour period. And if you left, say to go for food or a drink, then you would have to wait for a further 2 hours after leaving before you were allowed to enter again. Just incomprehensible.
So in the end we just stayed at the van, enjoyed some nice food and a few beers over the weekend and visited the outdoor pool a few times which was quite nice. But mostly we spent the time covered up as the perversion there from the men was just exhausting for us both. Which is the case at nearly every single naturist location we visit these days.
And to cap it all off, the final bill was nowhere near what we believed it would be. And for over €65 per night, Terme Banovci is certainly not worth that sort of money for one dilapidated pool, a filthy sauna, and for Leela to be leered at constantly.
Not at all a place recommended by us!
























































































































